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“Tarrasque Tank” Comes to Absalom
Audiences at the Grand Dance Hall of Kortos erupted in applause yesterday following the first showing of “Tarrasque Tank”, a theater production in which entrepreneurs across Golarion pitch their products to the “Tarrasques”, a group of five powerful investors. Audiences were shocked when the “Tarrasques” turned out to be no…
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Mortals Enter Collective Bargaining Agreement with Supernatural Entities
The ongoing walkout by the CLAW (Clerics And Witches) Alliance ended yesterday as members returned to their temples and covens following a groundbreaking deal with the SCAD (Supernatural Creatures And Deities) Consortium. The deal was the product of months of difficult negotiations and pressure campaigns by the CLAW Alliance and…
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Massive Leak of Crafting Formulas Roils Industry
Last month, rumors of security breaches at several of Golarion’s major crafting and adventuring organizations were confirmed in dramatic fashion as Aspis Consortium agents released to the public a series of documents containing confidential information. In a statement, an Aspis Consortium spokesperson shamed the victims of the breaches, including the…
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Katapesh Kineticists Make Explosive Debut in First Gladiator Match
A sold-out crowd at the Grand Coliseum erupted in applause yesterday as the Katapesh Kineticists blasted into the arena with a narrow victory over the Shaguang Sorcerers in their debut match. The match was full of exciting action, with the Sorcerers coming out of the gate strong in the first…
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Curriculum Changes at Maagambya Academy Cause Backlash
The Maagambya Academy, one of the best-known magical academies in Golarion, released last week a preview of its new course catalog and curriculum guidelines for the upcoming semester. While these releases normally pass without much fanfare, these changes have spurred much controversy, as many staple spells and casting techniques have…
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Golarion Gazette Now Accepting Tips!
Have you been witness to a strange event in your campaign or adventure? Either a published Paizo or Pathfinder Society adventure or even a homebrew one? Are you interested in having The Gazette write about it? Or just got wind of any interesting new content, strange rules interactions, or anything…
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Immigration from Forgotten Realms Surges
Over the past few months, immigration into Golarion from the Forgotten Realms has skyrocketed as Forgotten Realms adventurers flee attempts by government to expropriate their adventuring earnings. “They tried to tell me that I have to give up a fifth of all treasure I loot,” said orc fighter Varkan Morgok.…
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Could Ancient Texts Explain Strange Monster Strategies?
For decades, the so-called “encounter scaling effect” has been one of the most mysterious unexplained phenomena in all of adventuring science. The effect is that regardless of the size or composition of an adventuring party or where they are adventuring, they almost always run into monster groups in a very…
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Ore-Based Wood Substitutes Hit Among Druids
The development of wood-based armor designs such as the sankeit and wooden breastplate was a boon to druids, who had been waiting decades for armor that would provide good protection while conforming to their strict taboos against using metal. However, these new armors have often offended the environmental sensibilities of…
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New Rulers of Stolen Lands Overthrown Due to “Mismanagement”
The new rulers of the Stolen Lands, who just came to power after defeating the bandits that once controlled the area, were overthrown last week following a reign characterized by what the Stolen Lands’ citizens called “poor planning” and “gross mismanagement.” The rulers, an adventuring party from Brevoy under charter…
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